The highly anticipated historic meeting between Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un will be taking place in Singapore on June 12th.
Singapore is known for having tight sanctions that can trip a tourist up, so we’re offering markets on what Trump will get arrested for during his trip.
The highly anticipated meeting between Kim Jong Un and myself will take place in Singapore on June 12th. We will both try to make it a very special moment for World Peace!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 10, 2018
Obscenity is the obvious favourite at $2.70, but to be chucked in the slammer for carrying a durian ($3.60), chewing gum ($8.00) or for feeding pigeons ($23) have also been touted.
We hope for the sake of the general public that public nudity ($4.33) doesn’t happen but we’re not going to rule it out.
We think it’s more likely that Trump will get done for carrying a durian to cover the smell of his fake tan when he meets Kim Jong-un in Singapore next month.
What will Trump be Arrested for in Singapore?
$3.60 Carrying a Durian
$4.33 Public Nudity
$8.00 Chewing Gum
$18 Busking Without a License
$23 Feeding Pigeons